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Pig Porker Pinched!
Seeded on Fri Mar 9, 2012 3:47 PM EST (KFOR News Oklahoma City)
Jimmy "Hawkeye" Jeter was caught zeroing in on his target at the local High School by surveilance camera as he undid his pants and fingered a pig. This paltry porcine poker was apprehended and sent straight to jail by local authorities.
Reese's Bandit: Burglar Andrew Toothman covered in chocolate, peanut butter | ksdk.com
Seeded on Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:56 PM EST (Channel 5 KSDK)
Well if you got to do it, then this may be the way. He basically made himself into a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Monster. Seems like a case more suited for Scooby Doo than the local police. According to his Grandfather though it is not his fault. He wa …
Kid's Left in the Cold While Parents Party the Night Away!
Seeded on Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST (KFOR News Oklahoma City)
This is seriously disturbing. The parents didn't want to party in front of the kids, so their solution. You got it, lock them in the shed. Who cares that it is 45 degrees outside, when you got to get your drink on, you got to get your drink on. However, I …
Lesbian Love Triangle ends with Shots Fired
Seeded on Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:20 PM EDT (KFOR News Oklahoma City)
Apparently this woman went to her current lover's ex-husband's neighbor's house and accused him of having an affair with her woman. She threatened him with a ball bat, then bashed the window out of his car. He ran her off, but she returned with a shotgun and shot at h …
Car sinks into slough after GPS-directed U-turn - Local News - Seattle, WA - msnbc.com
Seeded on Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:14 AM EDT (msnbc.com)
3 women decided that the GPS was smarter than their own eyes as they approached a boat ramp and continued to drive into the merky depths. Aren't we all glad that we have GPS.
Ku Klux Klan protests Westboro Baptists? Now that is Irony!
Seeded on Tue May 31, 2011 6:02 PM EDT (The Washington Post)
Well the world may be coming to an end. Apparently the KKK has more decency than the folks at Westboro Baptists Church. While I am not totally surprised, I do find it one of the most ironic things that I have seen, that when the WBC shows up to protests a function tha …
School Bans Brown Bag Lunches
Seeded on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:39 PM EDT (Today)
They would have you to believe that this is health related, but after looking at the picture in the link provided, I cannot help but think that this is somehow politically motivated as a revenew generator.
Left Wingers Think that 2010 Election will Help People Forget 2008...Right????
Seeded on Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:53 PM EDT (Daily Kos)
Aparently Pew did a poll that thinks spending cuts will hurt jobs and ultimately win the Lefties their rightful place in the White House, but after the Obama Debacle I find it hard to believe that he will make a second term.
Oklahoma City Mayor Voted Second Best In the World
Seeded on Wed Dec 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST (The Oklahoma City Daily Oklahoman)
All of us have heard so many demonstrative things about Oklahoma lately. I think it is important that people see that we have a lot going for us as a state, and that we have progressed so much since the Murrow Building Bombing.
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Yogurt Diet Leads to Swaggering Mice with Larger Testicles
Yogurt Diet Leads to Swaggering Mice with Larger Testicles
Diner arrested after protesting end of all-you-can-eat fish fry
Diner arrested after protesting end of all-you-can-eat fish fry
Diner arrested after protesting end of all-you-can-eat fish fry
Mexico drug war's latest toll: 49 headless bodies
Mexico drug war's latest toll: 49 headless bodies
Mexico drug war's latest toll: 49 headless bodies
Richmond man interrogated at airport because of yard work
Richmond man interrogated at airport because of yard work